"Hands On A Hardbody" Now Showing--A Sizzling 100 Degrees Of Pure Musical Pleasure

Though the title seductively insinuates the idea, the play is not a musical about famous body builder Arnold Schwarzenegger or the world's top fitness model Michelle Lewin. The implication is furthest from the truth. Hands on a Hardbody is about 10 ordinary people looking for a break in life and the hardbody is a brand new red pick-up truck. It is now playing out at the James F. Dean Theatre in Summerville.

The musical play adaptation by Doug Wright was inspired by a true event lived out in a 1977 documentary by S.R. Bindler with lyrics by Trey Anastasio and Amanda Green. The affair took place in the 1990's at a dealership located in Longview, Texas. Though I disagree with Doug Wright's implication the Darwinian concept of survival of the fittest is a determining truth in life's plan for humans, being fortunate with a high dose of resoluteness have a far greater influence on the path we tread. It was true of the contestants who lived out the self inflicted competition, and the winner was anything but physically, emotionally, and mentally the fittest.

Hands on a Hardbody is an exploration into the lives of a cross section of Texans loaded down with despair and riddled with the human blight of race, class, and income inequality, but at the same time lifted up by the flickering light of hope. To stand by a truck on hot asphalt in 100 degree weather wearing cotton gloves, in my calculations, would require a profound need or something to prove. And as the hours whittle by, it becomes painfully clear each contestant has their own story to tell and a burning need to tell it. Let the contest begin.

As Taryn Wetherington (Cindy Barnes), Rusty Cooler (Mike Ferris), and Daniel Rich (Frank Nugent) one by one strolled out from behind the black curtain to the front of the stage and harmoniously delivered the opening number, I anticipated we were hands down in for a entertaining night, and it was just the beginning.

Musical Director and Choreographer David McLaughlin, as usual, met all expectations. The constantly spinning truck--which would be no simple task to maneuver while singing and dancing--was masterful and the piece "Joy of the Lord" was mind blowing as Alex Shanko (Norma Valverde) accompanied by the rest of the cast joyously sang and drummed out the gospel rhythms on the steel body of the little red truck.

Melanie Morton and Gary Hubbel played the wife and husband team of happy rednecks with kids at home, Janis Curtis and Don Curtis. Melanie, with blackened teeth and a strong redneck drawl, was delightfully humorous as the outspoken Janis who claimed "It's a Fix." She was the contestant with a conscience. Michael Locklair and Dianne Corbin played the other husband and wife team of JD Drew and Virginia Drew. As the recently injured and out of work JD, who didn't like to be coddled, Michael was steady throughout the play and I enjoyed his rendition of "Used to Be" as he teamed up with Alex Shanko and play standout Matthew Walker. Dianne shined with heartfelt, spot-on vocals in "Alone With Me" as Virginia pleaded "I wish I knew what I could do to make myself enough for you. The way that you're enough for me."

Elissa Horrell as the naughty Heather Stovall had the look of Daisy Dukes and moved like J. Lo in "Burn That Bridge." There was a little something going on between her and Mike Ferris, the dealership owner. With fire and passion, Carlos Nieto played Jesus Pena. Insinuated to be an illegal immigrant, he was actually born in Laredo and deeply loved his dog.

Kelli Mangrum and Greg Wilhote are nicely played by Jana Weber and Zach Rettig. These two contestants develop a romantic tie over the span of the contest and when one of them drops out, the other must make a crucial decision. Malcolm Powell plays the contestant who eats too many candy bars, Ronald McCowen. With bluesy vocals, Malcolm soulfully sang "My Problem Right There."

Last but not least, two of the plays highly stirring pieces were performed by Jon Quarles as a traumatized war veteran, Chris Alvaro, and Matthew Walker as the antagonistic and disliked Benny Perkins, a man who is haunted by a deep, dark secret involving his son. The two of them filled the theater with high octane emotion in their separate renditions of "Stronger" and "God answered My Prayers."

Director Larry Spinner and Assistant Director Chrissy Eliason have done themselves proud. The passion Larry has poured into this play is evident from beginning to end. The musical is packed with a highly capable crew from set design accented by a complicated light show to costumes and sound with recognition going to Nicole Coke as she tirelessly worked behind the scenes as Stage Manager.

I will give Hands on a Hardbody a rating just shy of five stars due to the occasional annoying crackling mike, but with that being said, sometimes technology can go haywire and end up doing its own thing.

Hands on a Hardbody is a sizzling 100 degrees of pure musical pleasure and thought provoking dialogue. You will be entertained. You will be moved. You will want to put your hands on a ticket and join the contest.

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May 24, 25, 30, 31, June 1, 6, 7, and 8, 2019 at 3pm May 26, June 2 and 9, 2019 at 3pm

National Geographic Open Explorer South Carolina Waters Expedition #4--Congaree State Park And Synchronous Fireflies

Nestled between the Congaree and Wateree Rivers is a cherished and protected piece of Palmetto State landscape consisting of 27,000 acres called the Congaree National Park. Over 20,000 acres of the floodplain park is federally designated wilderness. Thanks to the efforts of Harry Hampton and a grass-roots campaign, this tract of land survived the voracious appetite of the lumber industry that swept through the Santee River area.

Congaree National Park preserves the largest tract of old growth bottomland hardwood forest left in the United States. It has the distinction of having one of the highest temperate deciduous forest canopies remaining in the world and has been crowned the Home of the Champions, also known as the "Redwoods of the East." Boasting the tallest known specimens of 15 species, it is home to the second tallest tree in the East, a loblolly pine standing at 167 feet and the second-tallest common baldcypress reaching a height of 141 feet.

Rightly noted for its tall trees, it is also a very special place for two and a half weeks come the springtime and the natural event that occurs only happens in a few other locations around the country.

While most people will be looking to the heavens to enjoy a nightly lightshow, visitors to Congaree National Park will be looking to the underbrush of the wetlands tall tree canopy for a spectacular nightly lightshow. In the later half of May to early June every year, a special kind of firefly performs an intricate and mesmerizing serenade all for the purpose of finding a mate to ensure their species returns year after year to repeat the phenomenon. The male fireflies of this particular species synchronize their flashing to entice the females in this unusual mating dance.

There are over 125 different fireflies present in North America, and over 2,000 worldwide. I always called them lightning bugs, which is actually a little closer to the truth, designating them as a bug, because they are not flies, but are a type of beetle. There are several species in Congaree National Park, but only one of them is synchronous. It is the species called Photuris frontalis. Mature forests and wet bottomlands are their preferred habitat and the bluff near the park visitor center is their ideal hang out.

Rick Olson and I arrived a day before our team leader, Dave Eslinger. We checked into the park's accommodating Harry Hampton Visitor Center to gather some information and maps, after which we headed out to set up camp in the parks remote campground called the Bluff. It was a mile trek from the Long Leaf campsite.

On the way, we came across a section of the forest where the trees had burn marks on their bark two feet up from the ground. Every once in awhile the park management do controlled burns. There were no facilities or running water at the campsite. It's called roughing it. On the plus side, the Mosquito Meter was at mild. We tested out our survivor skills by making a fire from the hundreds of discarded pine cones and branches strewn across the pine-needled ground, cooked hamburgers, and planned out our next day's activities, which would start with a paddle on one of the park's waterways. We saw fireflies here, but it wasn't the species we came to observe. The terrain was not ideal.

After enjoying a breakfast, we headed to the kayak launch. The marked Cedar Creek Canoe Trail winds approximately 15 miles through the Congaree Wilderness and passes through a primeval old-growth forest of elms, hickories, pines, maples, oaks, common baldcypress and swamp tupelo. The paddle was relaxing and picturesque, but we did not see any of the park's resident wildlife--river otter, deer, turtles, wading birds, and the occasional visiting alligator--except for one snake and the occasional splashing fish.

After the paddle, Dave Eslinger arrived and the expedition team walked the 2.4 mile Boardwalk Loop Trail--an elevated wooden walkway. The boardwalk offered an opportunity to view the different habitats found throughout the park with descriptions and explanations provided on a self guided printed pamphlet. The first half was a low boardwalk leading to Weston Lake-an oxbow lake where we observed turtles bobbing up and down in its murky waters and a large alligator gar cruising just below its top waters. The second half was an elevated boardwalk traversing swampier terrain. Dave got some stunning photos of the wildlife encountered on the walk, which will be posted separately on the South Carolina Waters Expedition site.

After the boardwalk, the main objective of our expedition was now the focus--to view and document the firefly phenomenon. A designated Fireflies Trail was marked along the bluff line, which gave access to prime viewing areas. The fireflies began their enchanting lightshow near sunset and continued until full darkness blanketed the bluff. Adding to the mystical display, the light from the full moon showered down on the thick upper forest canopy casting a white glow along the fringes of their leaves.